Paradise...

What is there to say? I came home darker than I've ever been before (and I've worked at multiple tanning salons). My hair was brunette before I boarded my jet plane and its now a dark blond. I re-connected with some people that I lost touch with over the year. I received multiple texts from a unknown texter, "it" does know my name, my favorite color, how to spell my sisters overly complicated name and that my dad owns a Porsche.... DAVID? Yeah, I'm thinking so. "It" claims that I lost them awhile ago, excuse me sweetie, I never "lose" someone, I intentionally get rid of them.